Vodka, My Love, We Had Some Fun

A Breakup Letter To Booze

My love, I do not pen this letter lightly, but with anguish and pain, every word a stab in my heart. Although one could not fairly call one or two drinks a week a ‘committed’ relationship, you’ve been an enormous part of my life.

I want you to know that the joy you have brought me has been unlike anything I have ever experienced in my life. You arrived l…