Pre-Fall, God stopped by Adam and Eve. "Okay, there are two traits left I need to give to you, and you'll each get one. First, there's the ability to pee while standing up..."
Adam jumped up. "Oh, me me me! I wanna do that!"
"You sure?" God asked. "Absolutely positive?"
"Yes, yes!" Adam said.
"So be it," God said.
The Almighty looked over to Eve. "Then that means you get the ability to have multiple orgasms."
All my Sunday schooling is being torn apart (deliciously) by you and Shalom! Thanks to both of you for this "in person" perspective of those outrageous Bible stories.
Happy to help corrupt. Is there a National Heretic's Day?
Today is International Atheist Day. Almost as good.
Love it. Didn’t even know we had one. Thanks for keeping me informed.
Take that, patriarchy!
Hilarious!
Spot on! :D
Love it. I'll take multiple orgasms any day. Thanks for sharing.
I heard this one time...
Pre-Fall, God stopped by Adam and Eve. "Okay, there are two traits left I need to give to you, and you'll each get one. First, there's the ability to pee while standing up..."
Adam jumped up. "Oh, me me me! I wanna do that!"
"You sure?" God asked. "Absolutely positive?"
"Yes, yes!" Adam said.
"So be it," God said.
The Almighty looked over to Eve. "Then that means you get the ability to have multiple orgasms."
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All my Sunday schooling is being torn apart (deliciously) by you and Shalom! Thanks to both of you for this "in person" perspective of those outrageous Bible stories.