Jeez, your posts are so right on — inspired and hilarious. Orli, I just love your illustrations. Brilliant to have the toots emanating from such a ladylike exercise as yoga.
Almost 6. I launched at $5 per year and slowly upped the price to $5,000,000. I think that was part of my success. Before that it seemed there was no way to scale my business.
2. PLEASE, stay in touch. We want to reject EVERYTHING you write.
I laughed so hard at no. 1 and no. 2 was the familiar I -can-relate arrow to the heart. I had to laugh at that too.
Hi Marguerite. Thanks for your kind words. I can only assume there must be something terribly wrong with you but I'm thrilled to hear the grin lingers. Makes me so happy.
I'm absolutely devastated that your fart installation was a casualty of Covid. (le sob!) But I will take heart that a flatulence inspired clothing line is on the way. Was Howard Stern a part of the design team?
In order to draw attention to my stock portfolios and hedge funds, first I must possess such. Something to strive for before the end of the century...
That point-two subscriber must have been a bot. How many bots can dance on the head of Elon Musk, I wonder?
And the dog peeing on the pile of gold can come and be my emotional support animal, though he'll probably have to wrestle my boycat for "sleeping next to mom" privileges.
You are awesome whether you're making $5 or $5M per subscription.
While Howard Stern's people contacted my people refinancing the installation we ultimately had to pass on him - too many other celebrities. Oh well. I'll be sure to announce the next one.
Yes, definitely get on that stock portfolio. I understand Tesla stock is tanking. Pity.
Re how many bots can dance on Musk's head - fewer than inside, I imagine.
My dog is about 1/8 the size a cat, so I doubt that'll be too much of a problem.
Thanks Leah. So kind of you. Mark my words - Fart Yoga, coming to a gym near you.
Jeez, your posts are so right on — inspired and hilarious. Orli, I just love your illustrations. Brilliant to have the toots emanating from such a ladylike exercise as yoga.
Hilarious Orli. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
👍👏😂🙏🙏🙏
1. How many of your subscribers are paid?
Almost 6. I launched at $5 per year and slowly upped the price to $5,000,000. I think that was part of my success. Before that it seemed there was no way to scale my business.
2. PLEASE, stay in touch. We want to reject EVERYTHING you write.
I laughed so hard at no. 1 and no. 2 was the familiar I -can-relate arrow to the heart. I had to laugh at that too.
Ha! Ha! Lots of Laughings Out Loud here. (Germany)
Brilliant! 👏👏👏
omg 🤣🤣🤣 💨
Sorry you can relate. Happy it made you laugh.
Hi Marguerite. Thanks for your kind words. I can only assume there must be something terribly wrong with you but I'm thrilled to hear the grin lingers. Makes me so happy.
Hi Jolene, thanks for subscribing and welcome to the dark/bonkers side.
Oh no, I silenced you. I am a tool of the patriarchy.
Orli I love you.
Well, I don’t know you but I do love all your posts.
I finish each one wiping tears of mirth and the big grin takes a while to fade.
I will not comment this time.
So many tidbits...
I'm absolutely devastated that your fart installation was a casualty of Covid. (le sob!) But I will take heart that a flatulence inspired clothing line is on the way. Was Howard Stern a part of the design team?
In order to draw attention to my stock portfolios and hedge funds, first I must possess such. Something to strive for before the end of the century...
That point-two subscriber must have been a bot. How many bots can dance on the head of Elon Musk, I wonder?
And the dog peeing on the pile of gold can come and be my emotional support animal, though he'll probably have to wrestle my boycat for "sleeping next to mom" privileges.
You are awesome whether you're making $5 or $5M per subscription.
While Howard Stern's people contacted my people refinancing the installation we ultimately had to pass on him - too many other celebrities. Oh well. I'll be sure to announce the next one.
Yes, definitely get on that stock portfolio. I understand Tesla stock is tanking. Pity.
Re how many bots can dance on Musk's head - fewer than inside, I imagine.
My dog is about 1/8 the size a cat, so I doubt that'll be too much of a problem.
Thanks for your kind words.
Lovely! Like always.