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Thanks for checking it out. Always happy to hear about the laughter.

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I’ll have to settle for a funny ending.

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Ha ha ha! Poor Vaj.

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🤣🤣🤣

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I've done everything that damned Goddess has asked of me but I will not give up the booze. Let's think of it as communion, the body and the blood.

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Yeah, no need to give up that religious experience.

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Amen

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Beyond brilliant 🤗

And the prayer.... a creative take on an insufferable situation. Thank you

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Thanks a million.

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I was halfway expecting the prayer to explode in maniacal rage, but the fact that it didn't was even more brilliant.

At this point, I'm praying to get TO menopause sooner rather than later. If I have to feel the gush of blood up ye olde crack one more time...!

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I've never heard any woman say she misses it.

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Tell it, sister! Though as it goes on and on, there ain’t no happy ending.

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Wow! What fun 👏👏👏and what common problems! Although what I had to go through during a cancer scare after a 9" growth was found --that ended up being ultimately a benign fibroid leading to a 6 hour surgery / total hysterectomy-- resulted in an instant menopause, and long recovery, I am not aware of having any M symptoms other than the atrophy issue. So your situation I can see is a big Pain in the A in addition to a pain in the V! Either way, women go through an awful lot for the privilege of having a V. (But then so do guys for having a P...) You came up with a really great way of dealing with it all, so thanks!

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Thanks for reading. 9th growth? Ouch. Sounds like you're having way more fun than me.

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Ha ha ha! Poor Vaj.

Ah-women also had me laughing out loud.

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