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Someone said the Palisades is on fire.
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Happy Holidays
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So Grateful...
…for this fantastic community.Thanks for reading Brained by Orli Auslander!
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Permission To Sit
Dream or Parable?
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Happy Noise Making Day
Last week .03 percent of us celebrated Yom Teruah, the biblical name for the Jewish New Year.
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How To Be a Non-conformist
A Gift From a Teenage Girl
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Wine Pairing For Undocumented Foodies
As a world-renowned Michelin star culinary expert and former “illegal alien” (as we were called in the nineties), today I offer seven essential wine…
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Drowning In Numbers
Tax season is here, and my brain is fucked.
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What To Bring To A Middle Eastern Chess Match
I try to call my mother every few days, more during the World Championships.
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Getting To Know Madame Ovary
I’m in my fifties and until a few days ago I was confident I knew my ovaries fairly well.
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Feh
A Memoir By My Favorite Writer
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Some R&R With Dr. Do-nothing
Last week my husband and I cashed in our frequent flyer miles for a five-day trip to Hawaii to celebrate our anniversary.
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